Emma and I have been working hard. Today, taking a lunch-time break, we dropped in to our local Pie Minister - they've just opened a shop-cafe near us that seems to be doing very well.
As I began to eat my Thai Chook Pie and Emma surveyed her Heidi Pie, I did nearly splurt pie fragments upon overhearing some middle-aged fellow diners:
Female: (concerned) Oh dear.
Male: What's the matter?
Female: I've just seen a woman wi' one leg. It's put me off m' pie*.
Male: (commiserating) Aaah.
* indicates moment of near-splurting.
A moment of pie-eater empathy, right there.
And beautifully rendered too.